below are my favorite nursery rhymes.... i hope you like them... i sang them all they when i was in kindergarten.. :)

LITTLE MISS MUFFET

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away

Polly put the kettle on

Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
We'll all have tea.
Sukey take it off again,
Sukey take it off again,
Sukey take it off again,
They've all gone away.

THE INCY WINCY SPIDER

The incy wincy spider crawled out the water spout,

Down came the rain and washed the spider out !

Up came the sun and dried up all the rain,

So the incy wincy spider went up the spout again !

HUMPTY DUMPTY

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

all the kings horses and all the kings men,

couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again!

คลายเครียดค่ะ 555

มีค้างคาว 3 ตัวค้างคาวสามตัวอยู่ในถ้ำเล็กๆ แห่งหนึ่งละแวกนั้นมีการแย่งชิงที่อยู่กันมากดังนั้นพวกมันจึงตกลงกันว่าจะผลัดกันออกไปหากินที่ละตัวตัวละ 3ชั่วโมง อีก 2 ตัวจะได้อยู่เฝ้าถ้ำค่ำวันหนึ่งค้างคาวตัวที่หนึ่งบินออกไปหากินก่อนแต่มันไปเกินเวลาที่กำหนดไว้ร่วมชั่วโมงกว่าจะกลับมันได้กินแค่นิดเดียวดูปากแล้วไม่มีรอยเลือดติดมาเลยคาดว่าคงกินผลไม้มาแล้วค้างคาวตัวที่สองก็ออกไปมันออกไปนานเกินกำหนดถึง 2 ชั่วโมงกว่าจะกลับแต่มันก็ได้กินไม่มากไปกว่าตัวที่หนึ่งเท่าใดนักค้างคาวตัวที่สามต่อว่า "ไปยังไงวะ กูรอตั้งนานตาลายหมดเลย"พูดจบมันบินออกไปทันทีด้วยความโมโหผ่านไป 5 นาที่ ค้างคาวตัวที่ 3 ก็กลับเข้ามามันเอามือเช็ดเลือดสดๆ ที่ปาก ท่าทางคงจะอร่อยน่าดูค้างคาวอีก 2 ตัวสงสัยยิ่งนักว่าเพื่อนไปหาเลือดสดๆใกล้ๆ ได้จากไหนตัวที่ 1 "แกไปหากินยังไงวะถึงได้กินเร็วขนาดนั้นแถมมีเลือดกินด้วย"ตัวที่ 3 "พวกแกเห็นตันไม้ใหญ่หน้าถ้ำไหมวะ"ตัวที่สามย้อนถามตัวที่ 1 "เห็น"ตัวที่ 2 "เห็น"ตัวที่ 3 " เออ...?กูไม่เห็น !! เเม่มบินชนเต็มๆเลย"_________________________________________________________________________"เรื่องผู้เสียสละ"เครื่องบินลำหนึ่ง แล่นบนอากาศอยู่ดี ก็มีเสียงประกาศว่า.."ท่านผู้โดยสารทุกท่าน...ขณะนี้เครื่องบินของเราน้ำหนักเกิน...ซึ่งจำเป็นต้องมีคน 3 คนกระโดดลงไปค่ะ"ในเครื่องบินสำรวจดูแล้วว่า มีแต่ผู้หญิงท้องและเด็กทั้งนั้น มีผู้ชายเพียงแค่ 4 คนเท่านั้น...เป็นคน อเมริกา,ญี่ปุ่น,พม่า,และ ไทย ....ชายอเมริกาตะโกนว่า"เพื่อคนอเมริกาในเครื่องบินนี้"แล้วก็กระโดดลงไปชายญี่ปุ่นเห็นดังนั้นจึงตะโกนขึ้นว่า"เพื่อชื่อเสียงของประเทศชาติ"แล้วก็กระโดดลงไปทีนี้ชายไทยกับพม่า ยืนที่หน้าประตูเครื่องบิน..ตัดสินใจว่าใครจะกระโดดลงไปชายไทยจึงตะโกนว่า"เพื่อพระนเรศวร...และแก้แค้นให้ชาวบ้าน บางระจัน"จากนั้นชายไทยจึงถีบชายพม่าตกเครื่องบินไป (จบ)

what we did when our Math teacher wasn't around.....lol

... gosh.. i love them...


(ใครสวยสุด ??? .. อะไรน่ะ ? วิกกี้สวยสุดหรออ ?.... ใช่!!! 555)

The Secret Life of the American Teenager (TV Series)

The Secret Life of the American Teenager (often shortened to Secret Life) is a television series created by Brenda Hampton. It first aired on ABC Family on July 1, 2008.[1] The show was renewed for a second season consisting of 24 episodes on February 9, 2009,[2] which began airing on June 22, 2009.[3] On January 12, 2010, ABC Family announced that Secret Life would return for its third season,[4] which premiered on June 7, 2010.[5] The first season focuses on the relationships between families and friends and how they deal with the unexpected teenage pregnancy of character Amy Juergens, who is portrayed by Shailene Woodley. In the second season, Amy Juergens must deal with juggling motherhood and high school, while her family and friends experience relationship challenges of their own.[6][7]
The series received generally negative reviews from mainstream critics when it began broadcasting, but was well-received among female and teenage viewers. The pilot episode broke the record for the highest rated debut on ABC Family, which has been broken by the second series premiere, beating Kyle XY, with 2.82 million viewers. The season one finale brought in 4.50 million viewers, beating that night's episode of Gossip Girl, which had less than half its usual number of viewers. Premiering to mostly positive reviews from critics and being well received among viewers, the second season of Secret Life opened with the largest audience the series has seen so far, posting a series high in total viewers with 4.68 million viewers; in adults 18–34 it is the number one scripted original premiere of Summer 2009. Furthermore, the mid-season premiere became ABC Family's most watched telecast of all time with viewers ages 12–34 with more than three million viewers watching.[8]
The show has earned the Teen Choice Award for Choice Summer TV Show during its premiere season,[9][10] and spawned a book entitled The Secret Diary of Ashley Juergens.[11] It currently airs on Monday at 8/7c on ABC Family in the United States and on MuchMusic in Canada.
Daren Kagasoff announced on his official Twitter page that The Secret Life has been renewed for a fourth season which is set to air early summer 2011.

Monk (TV Series)

Monk is an American comedy-drama detective mystery television series created by Andy Breckman and starring Tony Shalhoub as the title character, Adrian Monk. It originally ran from 2002 to 2009 and is primarily a mystery series, although it has dark and comic touches.
The series debuted on July 12, 2002 on USA Network. It was well received and is viewed as one of the reasons that led to USA Network's increasing popularity. Its eighth and final season concluded on December 4, 2009. The series currently holds the record for the most-watched scripted drama episode in cable television history, a record previously held by The Closer. Monk set the record with "Mr. Monk and the End – Part II", its series finale, with 9.4 million viewers; 3.2 million of them in the 18–49 demographic

The Event (TV Series)

The Event (typographically stylized THE EVƎNT) is an American television series containing elements of science fiction, action/adventure and political allegory. The show was created by Nick Wauters, and premiered on NBC on September 20, 2010. The plot centers on a group of extraterrestrials, some of whom have been detained by the United States Government for sixty-six years since their ship crashed in Alaska, while others have secretly assimilated among the general populace. The series was picked up for a full first season of 22 episodes on October 18, 2010.[1] NBC canceled the series on May 13, 2011, but producers began talks to continue the series elsewhere.[2] The network Syfy had been rumored to be in talks to continue the series as a miniseries,[3] however, this was later denied by Syfy's Craig Engler

House (TV Series)

House (also known as House, M.D.) is an American television medical drama that debuted on the Fox network on November 16, 2004. The show's central character is Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie), an unconventional and misanthropic medical genius who heads a team of diagnosticians at the fictional Princeton‑Plainsboro Teaching Hospital (PPTH) in New Jersey. The show's premise originated with Paul Attanasio, while David Shore, who is credited as creator, was primarily responsible for the conception of the title character. The show's executive producers include Shore, Attanasio, Attanasio's business partner Katie Jacobs, and film director Bryan Singer. It is largely filmed in Century City.
House often clashes with his fellow physicians, including his own diagnostic team, because many of his hypotheses about patients' illnesses are based on subtle or controversial insights. His flouting of hospital rules and procedures frequently runs him afoul of his boss, hospital administrator and Dean of Medicine Dr. Lisa Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein). House's only true friend is Dr. James Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard), head of the Department of Oncology. During the first three seasons, House's diagnostic team consists of Dr. Robert Chase (Jesse Spencer), Dr. Allison Cameron (Jennifer Morrison), and Dr. Eric Foreman (Omar Epps). At the end of the third season, this team disbands. Rejoined by Foreman, House gradually selects three new team members: Dr. Remy "Thirteen" Hadley (Olivia Wilde), Dr. Chris Taub (Peter Jacobson), and Dr. Lawrence Kutner (Kal Penn). Kutner dies toward the end of season five. Chase and Cameron continue to appear in different roles at the hospital until early in season six. Cameron then departs the hospital, and Chase returns to the diagnostic team. Thirteen takes a leave of absence for most of season seven, and her position is filled by grad student Martha M. Masters (Amber Tamblyn).
Critically acclaimed for much of its run, House was among the top-ten rated shows in the United States from its second through its fourth season. Distributed to 66 countries, House was the most watched television program in the world in 2008. The show has received several awards, including four Primetime Emmy Awards, two Golden Globe Awards, a Peabody Award, and nine People's Choice Awards. House's seventh season premiered on September 20, 2010.[1] On May 10, 2011, House was renewed by Fox for an eighth season.[2]

SUNGLASSES

In prehistoric and historic time, Inuit peoples wore flattened walrus ivory "glasses," looking through narrow slits to block harmful reflected rays of the sun.[3]
It is said that the Roman emperor Nero liked to watch gladiator fights with emeralds. These, however, appear to have worked rather like mirrors.[4] Sunglasses made from flat panes of smoky quartz which offered no corrective powers but did protect the eyes from glare were used in China in the 12th century or possibly earlier. Ancient documents describe the use of such crystal sunglasses by judges in ancient Chinese courts to conceal their facial expressions while questioning witnesses.[5]
James Ayscough began experimenting with tinted lenses in spectacles in the mid-18th century, around 1752. These were not "sunglasses" as such; Ayscough believed blue- or green-tinted glass could correct for specific vision impairments. Protection from the Sun's rays was not a concern for him.
Yellow/amber and brown-tinted spectacles were also a commonly-prescribed item for people with syphilis in the 19th[dubious – discuss] and early 20th centuries because sensitivity to light was one of the symptoms of the disease.
[edit] Modern developments
In the early 1900s, the use of sunglasses started to become more widespread, especially among stars of movies. It is commonly believed that this was to avoid recognition by fans, but an alternative reason sometimes given is that they often had red eyes from the powerful arc lamps that were needed due to the extremely slow speed film stocks used.[citation needed] The stereotype persisted long after improvements in film quality and the introduction of ultraviolet filters had eliminated this problem. Inexpensive mass-produced sunglasses were introduced to America by Sam Foster in 1929. Foster found a ready market on the beaches of Atlantic City, New Jersey, where he began selling sunglasses under the name Foster Grant from a Woolworth on the Boardwalk.

Polaroid
Polarized sunglasses first became available in 1936, when Edwin H. Land began experimenting with making lenses with his patented Polaroid filter.

Fashion trends can be another reason for wearing sunglasses, particularly designer sunglasses. Sunglasses of particular shapes may be in vogue as a fashion accessory. Fashion trends can also draw on the "cool" image of sunglasses.
People may also wear sunglasses to hide an abnormal appearance of their eyes. This can be true for people with severe visual impairment, such as the blind, who may wear sunglasses to avoid making others uncomfortable. The assumption is that it may be more comfortable for another person not to see the hidden eyes rather than see abnormal eyes or eyes which seem to look in the wrong direction. People may also wear sunglasses to hide dilated or contracted pupils, bloodshot eyes due to drug use, recent physical abuse (such as a black eye), exophthalmos (bulging eyes), a cataract, or eyes which jerk uncontrollably (nystagmus).

WHY DO WE CLOSE OUR EYES WHEN WE SLEEP??

The small muscles of the eyes keep the lids open without realising they are working. However, when we get tired and sleepy, we relax the effort and our eyelids drop down because of the weight pulling on them.In other words, we cannot sleep with our eyes open because we cannot hold our eyelids up whilst we are asleep.There is also another reason why we close our eyes when we sleep and this is because the light from the outside would keep us awake by exciting our brain. So, when we want to sleep, one of the first things we need to do is to shut off anything that might make our brain want to stay awake and that includes visual images. This is why it is often easier for us to go straight to sleep when it is dark.